OK, lets start with the basics: Source Control is vitally important to software developers. If you are not using it shame on you! Go beat your head into a wall until you feel like complying. Really. Subversion, Source Safe, Team Systems, etc; Pick one and use it.

But I have two very petty complaints with the article:
1. Use of overly tiered title. Any title starting with "I, for one, welcome our new <insert noun here> overlords!" should be banned, and further use should lead to sanctions.
2. There is a freaking CAT in a SINK! Why? Because someone, somewhere, thought cats in odd places were cute -- and we have been paying for it ever since. The only redeeming quality about the cat is that the author did use the generally accepted animal speech: "IM N UR SINK, MAKEN IT DURTY".